R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
Let's make Dan's derp face the most reblogged picture on tumblr
Jeez if I had a dollar for every ball pit joke being made right now I think I’d have $17,000.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold