Make Dem Boys Go Loco
Reblogged from lazanga, Posted by cannabinomad.
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

Reblogged from dulect, Posted by headrubs.

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh)

andurile:

there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird 

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

wonkybum:

In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.

(Source: raggedytrenchcoats)